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Funny Valentines Day Quotes - Part 1

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So, now i am going to share funny valentines day quotes


    "Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." - Henry Kissinger
    "Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone." -Lewis Black
    "Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!" -Greg Giraldo
    Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion. - Mirabeau
    "Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all." -Jimmy Fallon (as Robert Pattinson)
    "Love is being stupid together." - Paul Valery
    On This Special Lover’s Day Albert Ellis Said.. {The art of luv, iz largely the art of persistence.}
    "Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch." - Cathy Carlyle
    "Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing." - Jonathon Swift
    "Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, - but not for love." - William Shakespeare

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    "February is a month of months, and there is one special day: Valentine's Day on the 14th. I know it's still a ways off, but I just can't wait. Janice, if you're watching, will you make me the happiest man in the world and get out of my apartment?" -Ed Helms
    "Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun." - Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon
    "Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is." - Author Unknown
    "Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia." - Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975
    "What the world really needs is more love and less paper work." - Pearl Bailey
    "Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker." - Author Unknown
    "Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!'" -Russ Meneve
    "It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'" -Laura Kightlinger
    "I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day." -Mo Rocca

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