Funny "Valentine Day Quotes"

Funny Valentine's Day Quotes
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
Anonymous

"Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely."
Hawkeye, M.A.S.H.

"Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house."
Anonymous

"Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots."
Hoosier Farmer

"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."
Erich Segal

"Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun."
Anonymous

"Falling in love is so hard on the knees."
Aerosmith

"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties."
Jules Renard

"Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit."
Peter Ustinov

"Love is a grave mental disease."
Plato

Best Valentine's Day Quotes

" I seem to have loved you in numberbless forms, numberlesstimes,

in life after life, in age after age forever."

...Rabindranath Tagore

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Time is too slow for those who wait,

too swift for those who fear,

too long for those who grieve,

too short for those who rejoice,

but for those who love, time is eternity.

... Henry Van Dyke

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"The reduction of the universe to a single being,

the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love."

...Victor Hugo

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The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love.

...Henry Miller

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"Love conquers all."

...Virgil

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"Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts."

...Charles Dickens

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"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the

real with the ideal never goes unpunished

....Goethe

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"If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else.

If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have."

...Sir James M. Barrie

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"All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.

...Leo Tolstoy

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"Love: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."

...Robert Frost

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"Love is a canvas furnished by Nature

and embroidered by imagination."

...Voltaire

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"Love is the joy of the good, the wonder of the wise, the amazement of the gods."

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"At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet."

...Plato

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"Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go"

...Herman Hesse

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Not loving is but a long dying.

Wu Ti