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Best Valentines Day Messages 2014

Here are the best valentines day messages to forward his/her. Wish him/her valentines day before anyone else. Be close with your valentine by sending these messages. You valentine will love to receive these messages. Share these messages with your loved one and tell him/her how much importance he/she has in your life. Don't waste your time reading these useless line start reading messages below. Have a nice day!

    There's a special place
    within my heart
    that only you can fill.
    For you had my love
    right from the start
    and I know you always will.
    Happy Valentine's Day
    ===================
    Hearts and flowers...
    Poetry...
    Love songs...
    Ribbons and bows...
    Yeah, I'd rather have the chocolate, too!
    Happy Valentine's Day
    ===================
    Don't be surprised
    if you see a little naked guy
    with a bow and arrow
    running around your neighbourhood.
    My weird Uncle Henry
    is loose again.
    ===================
    Happy Valentines Day Dear..
    There is a special place…with in my heart
    That only u can fill….4u had my love..
    Right 4rm the start & I know u & always will.
    ===================
    {{{I do not pretnd 2 know what luv is 4 every-1,
    But I can tell u….what it is 4 me ????
    Luv is knowing all about sum-1,
    & still wanting 2-b with them…
    More than any other single person,
    Luv iz trsting them enough 2 tell them..
    Everything about urslf,
    including the thingz u might b-ashamed of…
    Luv is feeling comfrtable & safe with sum-1,
    But still Getting weak knees…
    when they walk in-2 a room & smile at u.}}}
    Happy Valentines Day 2 all..
    ====================
    A Unknown Loving Person Says that
    I have fallen in love many times…
    And always with Only u.
    Have Happy Valentines Day 2014
    ===================
    Accidents do happen.
    i slip..
    i trip…
    i stumble…
    i fall and usually i don’t care at all.
    but now!!!
    i dont know what to do..
    coz i slipped
    fell in love with you.
    I love you.
    ===================
    The last time…
    When I saw him…
    he was walking down lvrs lane…
    holding his own hand…
    ===================
    What Leibniz Says ????
    {} -> 2-luv is 2-find pleasure..
    in the happiness of the person loved.{}
    ====================
    When You Read My Msg You click simply ..
    But I will tell u the meaning of C.L.I.C.K.>>>>???
    C-> cant live without yu…
    L-> love yu…
    I-> i miss yu…
    C-> care about yu…
    K-> kiss 4rm my heart 2 yu…
    So when ever u miss me just CLICK to open my msg.
    ====================
    uuuuuummah!..
    u jst got an early valentine kiss.
    4ward 2 all your FRIENDS that u luv & see..
    how many kisses u got back.
    If u get
    1–u-r lonely,
    3–u-r cute,
    6–u-r hot,
    if 9 then tell just…
    r-u really still single?
    hahahaha!

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Funny Valentines Day Quotes By Comedians 2014


Funny Valentines Day Quotes By Famous Comedians to touch your valentine's heart. Express your feelings with your valentine by using these best quotes.


  •     "February is a month of months, and there is one special day: Valentine's Day on the 14th. I know it's still a ways off, but I just can't wait. Janice, if you're watching, will you make me the happiest man in the world and get out of my apartment?" -Ed Helms
  •     "Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!'" -Russ Meneve
  •     "It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'"
  •     "I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day." -Mo Rocca
  •     "The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'" -George Lopez
  •     "Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything." -Jon Stewart
  •     Valentine's Day money-saving tips: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. In place of bubble bath, use lavender-scented dish-washing liquid.
  •     "I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!" -Mike Birbiglia
  •     "Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day." -Jay Leno
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  •     "Every year, girls are like, 'This is the year I get diamonds!' And guys are like, 'This is the year I get a blowjob!' Everybody's disappointed." -Aisha Tyler
  •     "Let me tell you why I hate Valentine's day: Because a few years ago on Valentine's night I thought I would have nice romantic evening in with the lady. Little did I know, that same night, her ex boyfriend decided he would win her heart back. And being the sweet, romantic guy that he is, he thought the best way to do this was to get all coked up and then jump through a window and TRY TO MURDER ME... You know what, it worked. They're still together." -Doug Mellard
  •     "Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old." -Stephen Colbert


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