Valentine’s Day Flirty SMS

Girl: Are You Single?

Boy: No, I’m Plural.
Girl: No, No, I mean, are you free on 14th Feb?
Boy: No, actually I’m very expensive,
You cant afford me.

Happy Anti-Valentine’s Day

Touchy Words of Valentines Day - SMS

Lets these words
not only touch your eyes,
let them
rest in your heart
as you rest in mine.

Be My Valentine